Why can't I climb trees like squirrels?
Why don't I get a food reward FOR barking at cars?
Why is 3:00 PM too early for dinner?
Why can't my fur be completely self-cleaning and self-brushing?
Why does anyone ever want to stray from the herd?
Why wouldn't I bark at every single person or dog that walks past my house on the sidewalk?
Why would I want to cuddle - have you seen my thick coat?
Why does mom prefer to walk on sunny and warm days when the cold and cloudy one's are so much more refreshing?